… the idea of being in good time no longer exists in your way of thinking and you generally arrive at least five or ten minutes late.

…you become tight-fisted if the driver asks you and your friend for more than 2 soles (4 Danish crones) after a ride in his mototaxi.

…you relax too much about the hygiene and don’t use soap after having been taking a shit.

…your alcogel just lies in your toilet bag without being used and maybe that fact contributes to your returning stomach problems.

…you forget how to eat with a knife and generally only use a fork.

…you no longer feel flattered by whistles and remarks when you walk in the streets but on the other hand feel like choking their owner.

…you forget how to speak Danish properly and mix it with Spanish and English and create your own language, Spandanenglish.

…you get addicted to Vizzio and Sublime chocolate, cheap ice cream, hamburguesas, delicious mangoes, Inkacola, and cinema tickets for only 12 soles (24 Danish crones).

…you stop shaving and wearing makeup and walk in the same clothes for a loooong time so you don’t have to wash it that often.

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